Someone needs to write a mooseley fic where Crowley becomes human, dies, goes to hell and Sam ends up becoming the boy king to save him. Because of reasons.
The awkwward moment when you can see something in your head and know h8wnthe scene would look in the show but wording it into a fic? Oh no, not gonna happen.
(In this case it is the epic naked brawl between Crowley and Jody Mills had they skipped straight to dessert and are still in bed when the phone rings. Because you know it would be glorious.)
*screams* Jared, what are you… I am so done with you and your back muscles and that corset lacing and just you ya big dumb!
Someone please write a fic where Crowley laces Sam properly into a bustier. High heels optional.
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Thanks for the good wishes folks…. still feeling like poo and my work just screwed up my paycheck so things suck extra.
In the spirit of mqking me feel better: recommend me fanfic, tumblr people? Supernatural preferaby but if you think I’d like it go for it. Anything with crowley, megstiel, samifer, team free love, au destiel…… just anything please. With happy endings.
Happy birthday to me…. I have a cold, no money and a big fat depression. 28 years and absolutely nothing gained or accomplished.
Today in cracky crossovers: the fast and the furious has a bad guy by the name of Johnny Tran. Who has a bwef with Dom not just because of busineas but also because the guy slept with his sister. Timeline could slot for our prophet of the Lord to have some serious inherited gearhead tendencies….
I may have to write this.
Accidentally channeled Gabriel ans now have donuts, cupcakes and cheesecake.
Fuck it. Iy’s my birthday in less than 2 hours.